Digital Flotsam #3 reissued

June 14th, 2009

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1. Universal Disclaimer

2. Ed Sullivan Show opening with ads

3. REAL show opening

4. The Boy Genius - Alex Waller (Alex is the guy who has been saying “…and P-Dub holded the microphone.” for the last 4 years)

5. Dialog from motion picture “A Clockwork Orange

6. Singing from motion picture “Snow White” 1938

7. “99 Pounds” by P.W. Fenton & The Second Ward

8. FAKE Provasil commercial - written by P.W. Fenton & Easton Waller all voices by P.W. Fenton

9. Dialog from motion picture “Mr. Roberts

10. Warning about item 11 below.

11. WTFMFWTFAYT a song available only on the internet by Jim Infantino of Jim’s Big Ego

12. Un-warning about item 11 above.

13. REAL commercial for Griffin Shoe Polish 1964

14. “Step Right Up” from the album “Small Change” by Tom Waits

15. Dialog from the motion picture “Doctor Strangelove“.

16. Bob & Ray - Bob Elliot & Ray Goulding giving us the news in depth.

17. Ed Sullivan Show closing

18. REAL Show closing.

Digital Flotsam #2 reissue

June 7th, 2009

1. King Kong audio from 1933 version (sprinkled throughout)

2. Theme music and pronouncements

3. Blues artist “Guitar Shorty” explains how he got that name.

4. “Invisible Man” written & performed by P.W. Fenton.

Vocals & Guitar - P.W. Fenton
Lead Guitar - Bill Pike
Bass Guitar - Andy Irvine
Drums - Jon Priest
Keyboards - Brad Trumbull

5. Bob & Ray (Bob Elliot & Ray Goulding) “The Komodo Dragon” - A pre-occupied interviewer doesn’t pay much attention to the interviewee.

6. “Bareback” by Merle Haggard. The swearing off of unprotected sex in a swinging Country & Western tune.

7. New Orleans’ Henry Butler talks about music.

8. Henry Butler plays “Tribute To James” live at Tipitina’s

9. More from the monkey.

10. Closing theme music and pronouncements.

COMING ATTRACTIONS:

There are currently 3 new Digital Flotsams in various stages of production right now.  The first one is a bit of an experiment .  I stumbled upon a really interesting story, about a man who has dedicated himself to achieving a goal in memory of his father who died when he was only a young boy.  Most of my Digital Flotsams have been about me, and my life, and my family.  But this story so moved me I wound up asking him if I could tell it on my show.  I swear this was never part of my plan, but it looks like this one will get released on Fathers Day.  A bit of providence perhaps.

The next one was also an experiment.  I had an idea for a story that I thought would make a good Digital Flotsam.  One of the hardest parts of putting a show together is finding good independent music that fits the story.  It’s not that it isn’t out there.  There are plenty of wonderful indie artists out there.  It’s that it’s very difficult to find exactly what you are looking for.  If, for instance, I’m looking for songs that have to do with a relationship “breaking up” there is no way to search for that unless those very words are in the title.  So I got an idea that I wasn’t quite sure could work.  Why not approach some of my favorite indie artists and see if they might be willing to write and record something specifically for my show?  Much to my amazement several great artists agreed to give it a shot.  Some eventually gave up on the effort, but 4 artists delivered on their promise.  I am extremely excited about their work and I’m now hoping that my work will live up to theirs.  I will talk more about this later, but that should be ready after Father’s Day.  Which would put it about right around June 29th.  Please “stay tuned”.

Finally in July we shall hear a personal confession about an incident that has never been publicly revealed before.  Revealed now, only because the statute of limitations has made me feel safe about sharing it.

Digital Flotsam #1 - reissued

June 1st, 2009


Play this show….

Unavailable since mid 2005, this is a re-mastered and reissued version of the very first Digital Flotsam.  I had a very different concept of the show when I started.  I thought it would be more of an eclectic variety show than what it has become.  I plan to re-release the first 3 Digital Flotsams over the next 3 weeks.  Here are the original “Show Notes” as well.

Digital Flotsam 01 - Show notes
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1. Show Opening

2. The late Artie Shaw gives his thoughts on “Art”.

3. Editorial by P.W. Fenton on the sad state of “The Movies”.

4. A portion of “If I Didn’t Care” by the Ink Spots.

5. The wisdom of George Dubya accompanied by The Air Force Band.

6. Interview with Bruiser LaRue (Hudson & Landry)

7. Scene from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

8. “Jacob Marley’s Chain” - Aimee Mann

9. Harry Manx instrumental “Forgive & Remember”

10. Show close.

COMING ATTRACTIONS:

There are currently 3 new Digital Flotsams in various stages of production right now.  The first one is a bit of an experiment .  I stumbled upon a really interesting story, about a man who has dedicated himself to achieving a goal in memory of his father who died when he was only a young boy.  Most of my Digital Flotsams have been about me, and my life, and my family.  But this story so moved me I wound up asking him if I could tell it on my show.  I swear this was never part of my plan, but it looks like this one will get released on Fathers Day.  A bit of providence perhaps.

The next one was also an experiment.  I had an idea for a story that I thought would make a good Digital Flotsam.  One of the hardest parts of putting a show together is finding good independent music that fits the story.  It’s not that it isn’t out there.  There are plenty of wonderful indie artists out there.  It’s that it’s very difficult to find exactly what you are looking for.  If, for instance, I’m looking for songs that have to do with a relationship “breaking up” there is no way to search for that unless those very words are in the title.  So I got an idea that I wasn’t quite sure could work.  Why not approach some of my favorite indie artists and see if they might be willing to write and record something specifically for my show?  Much to my amazement several great artists agreed to give it a shot.  Some eventually gave up on the effort, but 4 artists delivered on their promise.  I am extremely excited about their work and I’m now hoping that my work will live up to theirs.  I will talk more about this later, but that should be ready after Father’s Day.  Which would put it about right around June 29th.  Please “stay tuned”.

Finally in July we shall hear a personal confession about an incident that has never been publicly revealed before.  Revealed now, only because the statute of limitations has made me feel safe about sharing it.

Think about it…

May 29th, 2009

The Faulty Logic of Teabaggers

May 10th, 2009

I love this! From Crooks & Liars

Digital Flotsam #73 - More War Stories

April 26th, 2009

During the early 1980s I worked for a city police department and I was assigned to a specialized squad that provided “field training” for rookies coming straight out of the academy. This show features a couple of stories about those experiences. At times, I think, you’ll wonder if these are fiction. I may have changed a name here and there, but I assure you, these stories are true.

As usual the show opens and closes with the incredible theme created by my favorite indie band “3 Blind Mice”.

“I’m Lucky” and “Asshole” by Jim’s Big Ego. I’m a big fan of Jim Infantino, you’ve heard him before if you’ve been a DF listener.

“What? Not Another Greasy Spoon” by Hank Marr. Listeners should also realize by now that I love to talk over this cut. No recording has been used more.

Finally, a couple of musical treasures from The Beau Hunks

1st National Amateur Drinking Night of 2009

March 13th, 2009

The United States has two amateur drinking nights each year… New Years Eve… and Saint Patrick’s Day. Some might argue that Mardi Gras qualifies. While I agree it’s a huge amateur night… it is local to one city. Real drinkers, like myself, choose to never go out on these nights. I have visited New Orleans many, many, times… never during Mardi Gras… and never WILL I visit during that period. The closest I have gotten to either of those dates (New Years and St. Patty’s) has been when I was WORKING, with my old Blues Band.

On both of those dates I am EXTREMELY careful. Normally a band in this area finds itself driving home 30 to 60 minutes after “closing time”, which in Tampa is 3 AM. On those particular nights… I would do my best to stay off the road until sunrise. The roads are just too filled before then with folks who have never learned how to pace themselve’s.

I need some stimulation

February 16th, 2009

Here’s something I don’t understand. If we took all that money in that “stimulus package” and divided it up evenly among all of the households in the USA it would give each American family roughly 8000 extra dollars. Wouldn’t that stimulate the country? Wouldn’t it put money into businesses… into banks… into the system that runs our economy? Why do they assume that it has to be done the other way around?

Happy Birthday Charlie

February 12th, 2009

Happy 200th Birthday Charles Darwin. Despite not looking a day over 190 you have managed to become the enemy of bible thumpers everywhere. I salute you, and wish you another 200. Oddly enough, 3 days earlier (February 9th) marked the 84th anniversary of the day that teaching the theory of evolution was officially forbidden in Atlanta, Georgia schools.

Franz

February 3rd, 2009



Franz

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One of my favorite pictures of Roz on the occasion of a “life beer” in Hohenschwangau, Germany

This is also a test of posting from Flickr. I believe if you click on the picture, you will go to Flickr where you can see this picture at various sizes.